politics

Mid week memo from the desk of Governor Rick Perry:

Wednesday- tea bagging, political posturing
Thursday- secede from the United States
Friday- golf

I’m not sure if any of you guys heard about the Governor of Texas and his statements yesterday, but I feel the need to weigh in on this topic.

First and foremost, what happened the last time a Texas Governor decided to be a leader? I think we’re all familiar with that state of affairs. So apparently Governor Rick Perry has had an eventful week, promoting fellow tea baggers on tax day and now threatening to secede from the United States. As Keith Olbermann notes in the video, it is quite funny that a prominent Texas politician would comment on higher taxes, seeing as they get back 88% of their tax dollars. Who’s next, Alaska complaining about taxes? Foresight would lead me to believe that if Texas or Alaska were to succeed from the United States, they would likely be taxed substantially more by every nation on the planet.

Border violence from Mexican drug cartels is near an all time high, does Texas have the ability to fight and win the battle against South America?
If one really digests this statement, it could be viewed as an anti-American sentiment.

I am predicting a heavy democratic majority so long as the GOP has spokespersons such as this distinguished gentleman from Texas. The whole scenario reminds me of an old saying: “It’s better to have people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

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